Let Freedom Pour

Time to raise a pint like it’s a revolution. The most prestigious, most reckless, and least Olympic of all sporting events is back for another go.

Secure your spot and prepare for a day of questionable athleticism and neighborhood greatness. A suggested $20 contribution per contestant (cash or Venmo) can be made on game day to help fund the essentials: cold beer, great food, and the kind of memories that become increasingly legendary with each retelling.

We’ll have plenty of beer flowing and food to keep you battle-ready. If you’re loyal to a particular seltzer, feel free to bring your own provisions. Otherwise, your rations are covered—eat heartily, drink responsibly (or at least competitively), and let the games begin.